Cluck You Money Tee

CLUCK YOU MONEY — Luxury Heavyweight Tee

Not everyone can afford the attitude.

The You Can’t Afford Me Tee takes classic Americana and gives it a decidedly Cocky twist. Cut from a luxury heavyweight cotton, this black tee has a substantial, premium hand-feel that wears more like a high-end fashion piece than your average graphic shirt.

The front features “YOU CAN’T AFFORD ME” in oversized vintage-inspired serif lettering, printed in a rich antique gold. Turn it around and you’ll find the centerpiece: an intricately illustrated rooster portrait framed in ornate, old-world detailing, finished in the same weathered gold for a beautifully cohesive look.

It’s bold without being loud. Sophisticated without taking itself too seriously. And unmistakably Cocky.

Details:

• Premium heavyweight cotton
• Rich black garment
• Oversized vintage-inspired graphics
• Antique-gold ink for a worn, heritage finish
• Intricate illustrated rooster artwork on back
• “YOU CAN’T AFFORD ME” statement graphic on front
• Structured, substantial feel
• Designed, printed & finished by The Cocky Brand

For the person who knows their worth—and has absolutely no interest in negotiating.

You can’t afford me. But you can wear me. 🐓